Happy Valentine’s Day Paul!

Paul is our garden gnome and steady companion in our lives for many years now. He also looks as if he was to put that axe right into his head. For Valentine’s we got him some flowers.

As parents, we’ve been concerned he might get lonely from time to time but have been really reluctant to get another gnome because this is how people start a collection and end up with a garden full of gnomes (which is way more creepy than kitschy). Sometimes live has a way to decide for you and we have been given this lovely zombie gnome as a present. Aww, thanks guys!

What should we name him?