Bucko & Champs – We Wish You a Ripper Christmas

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We wish you a ripper Christmas

A full-bore ripper Christmas

A dead-set ripper Christmas

And a snappy New Year

 

May the kids have a hoot

May the pressies be beaut

From the big-bellied fella

In the red and white suit.

 

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Send cards through the post

Have a big Christmas roast

Then hitch up the caravan

And shoot down the coast.

 

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Great pressies we bring

All wrapped up with string

They’re not very expensive

But they’re interesting.

 

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Jingle Bells, Batman smells

Robin flew away

Billy Bunter did a grunter

Flying TAA.

 

With candles alight

And faces so bright

We’ll sing lots of carols

Long into the night.

 

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We’ll hang up the holly

Be cheerful and jolly

And fill up our tum-tums

With lolly after lolly.

 

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Lyrics by Bucko & Champs (Colin Buchanan and Greg Champion) from: Fair Dinkum Aussie Christmas