It seems my Donald Trump anti stress ball is actually causing me stress. I spotted this squeezy head in a tourist shop at Alexanderplatz. (What on earth was I doing there in the first place?) Naturally, a week later I just had to go back and grab him by the package.
Donald’s face is not incredibly pretty and it seems to attract a whole bunch of dirt. Unfortunately, this Donald Trump seems to be incontinent. Maybe I had too much stuff in my bag and it broke on the way home. Maybe Donald just stems from a line of faulty products. You’d think that orange thingy would last longer than a minute.
So now when you squeeze Mr Trump, there is white goo oozing out of his head. We still had a little fun with our Donald Trump anti stress ball but I’m not sure if I’d recommend this head for any office.
I should’ve known this is just dump.
Enjoy your hump day; we got this! Kinda most of the time.