So, it is impeachment time for Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States of America and I am taking you for a ride on the orange train.
What would be more trumpesk than turning this affair into a ginormous TV show?
Will we see a victory for good old law?
Can Gotham be saved?
Same bat time, same bat channel.
I’m not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won’t lose a penny.
I take advantage of the laws of the nation. Because I’m running a company.
What is it at 35? It’s called check-out time.
Trump on relationships with women
The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.
I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.
On MSNBC’s Morning Joe after beeing asked, whom he talks to about foreign policy.
I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.
It’s freezing and snowing in New York–we need global warming!
I think that putting a wife to work is a very dangerous thing. …I don’t want to sound too much like a chauvinist, but when I come home and dinner’s not ready, I’ll go through the roof, okay?
They had a person who was extremely proud that a number of the women had become doctors. And I wasn’t interested.
Trump on Miss America Pageant
26,000 unreported sexual assults [sic] in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?
I mean, the way our country’s run, if it doesn’t happen to be me that wins, you know what’s going to happen? They’re going to build a plant and illegals are going drive those cars right over the border. …And they’ll probably end up stealing the car.
Trump about plans by Ford to build a factory in Mexico
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s, like, incredible.
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
It’s like in golf… A lot of people – I don’t want this to sound trivial – but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive… it’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.
On gay marriage
Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.
While I really just wanted to post our new Donald Trump toilet brush, my Wednesdays just cannot be wordless … Sigh …