Worst of Trump

So, it is impeachment time for Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States of America and I am taking you for a ride on the orange train.

What would be more trumpesk than turning this affair into a ginormous TV show?

Will we see a victory for good old law?

Can Gotham be saved?

Stay tuned.

Same bat time, same bat channel.

I’m not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won’t lose a penny.

I take advantage of the laws of the nation. Because I’m running a company.

What is it at 35? It’s called check-out time.

Trump on relationships with women

The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.

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Trump Baby at Roger Waters, Berlin

I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.

On MSNBC’s Morning Joe after beeing asked, whom he talks to about foreign policy.

I have black guys counting my money. … I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.

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More photos from the abandoned resort on Malta here

It’s freezing and snowing in New York–we need global warming!

I think that putting a wife to work is a very dangerous thing. …I don’t want to sound too much like a chauvinist, but when I come home and dinner’s not ready, I’ll go through the roof, okay?

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and here

They had a person who was extremely proud that a number of the women had become doctors. And I wasn’t interested.

Trump on Miss America Pageant

26,000 unreported sexual assults [sic] in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?

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Trump at Roger Waters

I mean, the way our country’s run, if it doesn’t happen to be me that wins, you know what’s going to happen? They’re going to build a plant and illegals are going drive those cars right over the border. …And they’ll probably end up stealing the car.

Trump about plans by Ford to build a factory in Mexico

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s, like, incredible.

Trump Quote If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I would be dating her - John Waters Show Berlin - be kitschig blog
Roger Waters

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

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There is nothing like a care packet from Down Under. Thanks heaps guys.

It’s like in golf… A lot of people – I don’t want this to sound trivial – but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive… it’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.

On gay marriage

Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.

While I really just wanted to post our new Donald Trump toilet brush, my Wednesdays just cannot be wordless … Sigh …

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Sources

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26 thoughts on “Worst of Trump

    1. He kinda does it all by himself … I just ran out of pictures, quotes there are plenty … remember how we laughed about Bushisms? Oh happy days …

  1. One of the very few times I can smile about this topic! I love your new toilet brush!!! Cross your fingers that this nightmare will soon be over. My champagne from three years ago is still chilling in the fridge. By the way, what German language school in Berlin would you recommend for an American with some German language knowledge. The person wants to do an intensive 2 week conversational course. Any thoughts would be appreciated.

    1. I am really not sure about the odds … Fingers crossed anyways!!! — My husband went to Europa Spracheninstitut, which was really good but I beleive they offer the standart classes. The classics are Goethe Institut, GLS and Hartnackschule. If he want’s an intensive, maybe a private tutor is a better option. If he needs a certificate, stick to the bigger schools. It’s always good to look at the teacher and not just the secretary 😉

  2. I love that toilet brush, LOL. It just so happens I have a roll of toilet paper with his face. I would’t wipe the floor with it, let alone anything else. 😉 (Sorry for being crude.)
    In any case, as a Canadian, watching America right now is like witnessing the fall of the Roman empire. The slippery slope effect on a democracy when a toxic, dysfunctional tyrant is running the show (at least in the guise of front man) is truly breathtaking. Unfortunately, it’s affecting the rest of us, which isn’t funny at all.

    1. That toilet paper sounds … fun … I suppose 😉 and probably comes from a factory in China. I still cannot grasp that he actually became president, let alone the stuff that followed. It is breathtaking!

    1. Ha ha, so we are toilet brush friends! That is an odd thing to say … It’s so cheap, we don’t use it. He’s actually even useless for that, my friend 😉

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