I Can’t Believe Donald Trump Actually Said That

Welcome to I can’t believe Donald Trump actually said that part II.

I couldn’t think of a spookier topic for Halloween week, so come join me, if you dare.

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You’re disgusting.

Donald Trump during a court case when an opposing laywer requested a medical break to pump breast milk for her infant.

Yeah, you kinda want to stop right here …

I think apologizing’s a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.

The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

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seiLeise

My whole life, really, has been a no. It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. I came into Manhattan, and I had to pay him back, and I had to pay him back with interest. But I came into Manhattan and I started buying properties, and I did great.

He’s just a poor boy from a poor family …

But with regard to the forest: When trees fall down, after a short period of time — about 18 months — they become very dry.  They become, really, like a matchstick.  And they get up — you know, there’s no more water pouring through, and they become very, very — well, they just explode.  They can explode.

On the fires in California 2020

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When reports come out that certain countries don’t really like me too much, that’s not because of my personality, although it could be that also, frankly.

Erm, frankly …

[The New York Times] don’t write good. They have people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don’t – they don’t write good. They don’t know how to write good.

From a person who ain’t talking good

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Stress Balls

Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers. The person who came up with the expression ‘the weaker sex’ was either very naive or had to be kidding. I have seen women manipulate men with just a twitch of their eye — or perhaps another body part.

Eye twitch …

I thought being President would be easier than my old life.

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Eventually we’re going to get something done and it’s going to be really, really good.

Donald Trump on the Health Care Bill

First, we’ll end the pandemic. Under Operation Warp Speed, we’ve pioneered groundbreaking therapies, reducing the fatality rate 85 percent since April. You don’t hear that from the press very often. They don’t like to talk about that. So the fatality rate, 85 percent — think of that — since April.

The United States has experienced among the lowest case fatality rates of any major country in the world. And we are an absolute leader in every way. Under my leadership, we’ll produce a vaccine in record time.

[…]

And what’s happening is, all of a sudden, you’ll have this incredible vaccine, and because of that fake rhetoric — it’s a politic rhetoric; that’s all it is. Just for politics. Because now they see we’ve done an incredible job, and in speed like nobody has ever seen before. This could’ve taken two or three years, and instead it’s going to be — it’s going to be done in a very short of period of time. Could even have it during the month of October.

During a press conference at the White House in September 2020

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Orange Bin

I’m just thinking to myself right now, we should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump, right?

Well, erm … actually … rather not … like kinda really no …

I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.

So far Mexico has not paid a cent for that project. All you want to know about the current state of the wall here.

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Advertisement of a German magazine Der Spiegel – The ancestors of the US president are immigrants

I love women. They’ve come into my life. They’ve gone out of my life. Even those who have exited somewhat ungracefully still have a place in my heart. I only have one regret in the women department — that I never had the opportunity to court Lady Diana Spencer.

From Trump: The Art of the Comeback

I love the poorly educated.

During a victory speech in February 2016

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Sticker on a recycling bin

But so I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very, very, I think we’d have a very, very solid, we would continue what we’re doing, we’d solidify what we’ve done, and we have other things on our plate we want to get done.

During an interview with the New York Times, when asked about his agenda if he were to get re-elected.

I just want to thank all of the incredible men and women who have done such a great job in helping with Florence.

This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.

Donald Trump about Hurricane Florence, September 2018

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I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it’s literally going to cease to exist.

The final key to the way I promote is bravado. I play to people’s fantasies. People may not always think big themselves, but they can still get very excited by those who do. That’s why a little hyperbole never hurts. People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular. I call it truthful hyperbole. It’s an innocent form of exaggeration — and a very effective form of promotion.

From The Art of the Deal – see what the ghostwriter has to say about Trump here.

There you have it; I ran out of pictures again but I’m close to crying a river here as it is. Hyperboles are on special today.

If you can still handle more crazy Donald Trump quotes, there’s always the first part. Worst of Trump

You wouldn’t trust this guy with sorting your socks, please make your vote count!

Sources

CNN Marie Claire CNBC Political Wire Buzzfeed News Fact Check Politico as well as whitehouse.gov here and here

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41 thoughts on “I Can’t Believe Donald Trump Actually Said That

    1. I read through a whole bunch of them … Maybe it is an attempt to at least try to do something about all that. While the election is far away, it affects not just the people in the US.
      The Buttertrump effect 🙂

  1. Oh MY…. you’ve done a brilliant (and I guess, terrible, at the same time – all that reading, head shaking, noting….) job! And the ‘matching’ wall paintings and graffitis. BRILLIANTLY DONE Love.

    1. Thank you Kiki for your nice comment. We are all Porcelain and there is a Trumpfund who alters the world — I am not making this up, just showing …
      (Fingers crossed for next week but it’s probably for nothing …)

  2. At first I started laughing, remembering many of these, then I started to feel irritated because you didn’t make these up, and it’s not even my country! Great post, you got the message across very well.

  3. His father gave him a ‘small’ loan of a million Dollars. I guess if you are a billionaire then I guess a mere million is like loose change to us ‘nromal’ people!

    1. Ha ha, peanuts! While looking up the quotes I read somewhere that he would be richer if he had just put the money on a high interest account. No one knows small as he does 😉

    1. That is so hard to understand. In most countries the president or whatever you call them look at years and years of education …
      Why was this even possible first time around?
      America used to be a country to look up to

      No matter the outcome, the States are devided and it is scarrying the rest of the world

    1. It is messing with my mind … I was not sure, if this was all funny yet but you couldn’t make this up. It is a total disgrace and really, really scarry …

  4. There is just no telling what could be next – I am personally holding my breath (not that we’ll find out the winner next Tuesday – it could take many more days after that). There will many funny pictures here … the Orange One on the orange trash bin made me giggle. 🙂

    1. A lot of my wordpress friends actually did, too. From a European standpoint it is just really hard to understand. It’s the amount of lies that are just mind-blowing!

      Trump or not, America is deeply devided and the American election circus chews up so much money that could come to good use for the public. The voting system is due for an overhaul! It does not serve the people.

      1. The division is easy to understand.

        News stories about Trump and his administration from the main stream media are 90% negative, that many stories are misrepresented, others are spiked and quotes taken out of context. Some are absurd fabrications, like the one about paying russian women with bladder problems to relieve themselves on Serta Perfect Sleepers.

        Note that those same media outlets fawned over him right up until he announced his candidacy for President.

        What I like most about Trump is that he does what he promises to do, unlike previous Presidents from both parties.

        Rock on.

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