Welcome to I can’t believe Donald Trump actually said that part II.
I couldn’t think of a spookier topic for Halloween week, so come join me, if you dare.
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Donald Trump during a court case when an opposing laywer requested a medical break to pump breast milk for her infant.
Yeah, you kinda want to stop right here …
I think apologizing’s a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.
The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
My whole life, really, has been a no. It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. I came into Manhattan, and I had to pay him back, and I had to pay him back with interest. But I came into Manhattan and I started buying properties, and I did great.
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family …
But with regard to the forest: When trees fall down, after a short period of time — about 18 months — they become very dry. They become, really, like a matchstick. And they get up — you know, there’s no more water pouring through, and they become very, very — well, they just explode. They can explode.
On the fires in California 2020
When reports come out that certain countries don’t really like me too much, that’s not because of my personality, although it could be that also, frankly.
Erm, frankly …
[The New York Times] don’t write good. They have people over there, like Maggie Haberman and others, they don’t – they don’t write good. They don’t know how to write good.
From a person who ain’t talking good
Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers. The person who came up with the expression ‘the weaker sex’ was either very naive or had to be kidding. I have seen women manipulate men with just a twitch of their eye — or perhaps another body part.
Eye twitch …
I thought being President would be easier than my old life.
Eventually we’re going to get something done and it’s going to be really, really good.
Donald Trump on the Health Care Bill
First, we’ll end the pandemic. Under Operation Warp Speed, we’ve pioneered groundbreaking therapies, reducing the fatality rate 85 percent since April. You don’t hear that from the press very often. They don’t like to talk about that. So the fatality rate, 85 percent — think of that — since April.
The United States has experienced among the lowest case fatality rates of any major country in the world. And we are an absolute leader in every way. Under my leadership, we’ll produce a vaccine in record time.
And what’s happening is, all of a sudden, you’ll have this incredible vaccine, and because of that fake rhetoric — it’s a politic rhetoric; that’s all it is. Just for politics. Because now they see we’ve done an incredible job, and in speed like nobody has ever seen before. This could’ve taken two or three years, and instead it’s going to be — it’s going to be done in a very short of period of time. Could even have it during the month of October.
During a press conference at the White House in September 2020
I’m just thinking to myself right now, we should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump, right?
Well, erm … actually … rather not … like kinda really no …
I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.
So far Mexico has not paid a cent for that project. All you want to know about the current state of the wall here.
I love women. They’ve come into my life. They’ve gone out of my life. Even those who have exited somewhat ungracefully still have a place in my heart. I only have one regret in the women department — that I never had the opportunity to court Lady Diana Spencer.
From Trump: The Art of the Comeback
I love the poorly educated.
During a victory speech in February 2016
But so I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very, very, I think we’d have a very, very solid, we would continue what we’re doing, we’d solidify what we’ve done, and we have other things on our plate we want to get done.
During an interview with the New York Times, when asked about his agenda if he were to get re-elected.
I just want to thank all of the incredible men and women who have done such a great job in helping with Florence.
This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.
Donald Trump about Hurricane Florence, September 2018
I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it’s literally going to cease to exist.
The final key to the way I promote is bravado. I play to people’s fantasies. People may not always think big themselves, but they can still get very excited by those who do. That’s why a little hyperbole never hurts. People want to believe that something is the biggest and the greatest and the most spectacular. I call it truthful hyperbole. It’s an innocent form of exaggeration — and a very effective form of promotion.
From The Art of the Deal – see what the ghostwriter has to say about Trump here.
There you have it; I ran out of pictures again but I’m close to crying a river here as it is. Hyperboles are on special today.
If you can still handle more crazy Donald Trump quotes, there’s always the first part. Worst of Trump
You wouldn’t trust this guy with sorting your socks, please make your vote count!