While there may be many David Hasselhoff Quotes, here you’ll find the best 20 things The Hoff has ever said!
I’ve got taste, it’s inbred in me.
Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff – and it’s out of respect.
The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater.
The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me. Everything I’ve done ends up working in my favor. Even when I make mistakes and people exploit my mistakes on television or on the Internet, and they use it to make fun of me, it’s just kind of working in my favor at the end. It’s really strange.
If you stand still long enough, you’ll get stuck.
I think people respect me because they feel like – I’m kind of like Christmas. I come back every year. You can’t get rid of me. I just keep coming back.
When you realize that life isn’t fair, you don’t act out, you don’t get overly wasted, you don’t get self-indulgent. You just move forward.
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I think people know that I’ve got a good heart.
I grew up in Chicago, and there was always snow. In Los Angeles there never was, so we would always import snow!
There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.
If you’re not in the game, you can’t hit a home run.
I’m a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.
Getting in shape for this role, which is incredibly demanding, vocally, has been a lot of hard work, but I’m nailing it. I’m even kind of, at times, blowing my own mind, because I am even able to talk right now.
I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him.
I look good, but I probably have the insides of Elvis.
If you don’t respect me you’re not gonna get that respect back.
The hardest line that I ever had to say in my life was ‘I’m David Hasselhoff’. And that was in SpongeBob.
The Hoff has become larger than life, so I can’t do anything small any more. If I mess up, it becomes big no matter what it is, so if I do something positive, it has to be equally big.
Come on, I’m a television star. Nobody on television is curing cancer. I’ve had a great ride, and I’m very honored to have been in this business. I’m happy if I managed to affect people in a positive way.
My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.
Remember, The Hoff loves you!
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22 thoughts on “20 David Hasselhoff Quotes”
Some of them not too bad.
The Hoff doesn’t always make it easy to love him unconditionally 😉
I didn’t know he was in a Sponge Bob episode 😀
Common, he’s The Hoff! He was in an episode and also in the movie!
Thank you for sharing.
I love (some of) them
They truly are special …
I love this: “When you realize that life isn’t fair, you don’t act out, you don’t get overly wasted, you don’t get self-indulgent. You just move forward.”
(While us Germans just love him) we can learn a lot from the Hoff. He went full staredom – to public humiliation – to making fun of himself. He did/does have a pretty interesting career
Thank you for adding this explanation!
Gotta love the Hoff. He has that fighting spirit and he seems to be infinitely self aware.